Dear Crappie Guy,
As a subscriber to my good friend's fishing newsletter, it's my duty to let you know about something special I've put together.
I wanted to give you the inside scoop... and a special deal nobody else on the planet will get.
But there's a catch... you gotta be a crappie fisherman.
I know you like fishing.... but I have no idea if you like catching crappie.
If you don't, no big deal. This won't apply to you.
But if you are a crappie fisherman, just fill out your first name and email address (and click the "Submit" button) in the form below. I'll send you some valuable free crappie fishing secrets, and show you everything else I"ve prepared for you.
It's been 3 long years, and I can't wait to show you what I did. But you gotta fill this form out now, or you'll probably miss it...